(Producer David) I wish this was a joke.
My apartment that recently suffered major water damage due to a busted pipe on the floor above mine. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the end of the wet situation. Hear how and why it happened……AGAIN!


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jQuery(“#bwg_filmstrip_thumbnail_” + bwg_current_key_0 + “_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_deactive_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_0”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_dots_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_deactive_0”); jQuery(“#bwg_dots_” + bwg_current_key_0 + “_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_deactive_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”); } function bwg_fade_0(current_image_class, next_image_class, direction) { /* Set active thumbnail.*/ jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnail_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_deactive_0”); jQuery(“#bwg_filmstrip_thumbnail_” + bwg_current_key_0 + “_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_deactive_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_0”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_dots_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_deactive_0”); jQuery(“#bwg_dots_” + bwg_current_key_0 + “_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_deactive_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”); if (bwg_testBrowser_cssTransitions_0()) { jQuery(next_image_class).css(‘transition’, ‘opacity ‘ + bwg_transition_duration_0 + ‘ms linear’); jQuery(current_image_class).css({‘opacity’ : 0, ‘z-index’: 1}); jQuery(next_image_class).css({‘opacity’ : 1, ‘z-index’ : 2}); bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); } else { jQuery(current_image_class).animate({‘opacity’ : 0, ‘z-index’ : 1}, bwg_transition_duration_0); jQuery(next_image_class).animate({ ‘opacity’ : 1, ‘z-index’: 2 }, { duration: bwg_transition_duration_0, complete: function () { bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); } }); /* For IE.*/ jQuery(current_image_class).fadeTo(bwg_transition_duration_0, 0); jQuery(next_image_class).fadeTo(bwg_transition_duration_0, 1); } } function bwg_grid_0(cols, rows, ro, tx, ty, sc, op, current_image_class, next_image_class, direction) { /* If browser does not support CSS transitions.*/ if (!bwg_testBrowser_cssTransitions_0()) { return bwg_fallback_0(current_image_class, next_image_class, direction); } bwg_trans_in_progress_0 = true; /* Set active thumbnail.*/ jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnail_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_deactive_0”); jQuery(“#bwg_filmstrip_thumbnail_” + bwg_current_key_0 + “_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_deactive_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_0”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_dots_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_deactive_0”); jQuery(“#bwg_dots_” + bwg_current_key_0 + “_0”).removeClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_deactive_0”).addClass(“bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”); /* The time (in ms) added to/subtracted from the delay total for each new gridlet.*/ var count = (bwg_transition_duration_0) / (cols + rows); /* Gridlet creator (divisions of the image grid, positioned with background-images to replicate the look of an entire slide image when assembled)*/ function bwg_gridlet(width, height, top, img_top, left, img_left, src, imgWidth, imgHeight, c, r) { var delay = (c + r) * count; /* Return a gridlet elem with styles for specific transition.*/ return jQuery(‘‘).css({ display : “block”, width : width, height : height, top : top, left : left, backgroundImage : ‘url(“‘ + src + ‘”)’, backgroundColor: jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).css(“background-color”), /*backgroundColor: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0),*/ backgroundRepeat: ‘no-repeat’, backgroundPosition : img_left + ‘px ‘ + img_top + ‘px’, backgroundSize : imgWidth + ‘px ‘ + imgHeight + ‘px’, transition : ‘all ‘ + bwg_transition_duration_0 + ‘ms ease-in-out ‘ + delay + ‘ms’, transform : ‘none’ }); } /* Get the current slide’s image.*/ var cur_img = jQuery(current_image_class).find(‘img’); /* Create a grid to hold the gridlets.*/ var grid = jQuery(‘‘).addClass(‘bwg_grid_0’); /* Prepend the grid to the next slide (i.e. so it’s above the slide image).*/ jQuery(current_image_class).prepend(grid); /* vars to calculate positioning/size of gridlets*/ var cont = jQuery(“.bwg_slide_bg_0″); var imgWidth = cur_img.width(); var imgHeight = cur_img.height(); var contWidth = cont.width(), contHeight = cont.height(), imgSrc = cur_img.attr(‘src’),/*.replace(‘/thumb’, ”),*/ colWidth = Math.floor(contWidth / cols), rowHeight = Math.floor(contHeight / rows), colRemainder = contWidth – (cols * colWidth), colAdd = Math.ceil(colRemainder / cols), rowRemainder = contHeight – (rows * rowHeight), rowAdd = Math.ceil(rowRemainder / rows), leftDist = 0, img_leftDist = (jQuery(“.bwg_slide_bg_0”).width() – cur_img.width()) / 2; /* tx/ty args can be passed as ‘auto’/’min-auto’ (meaning use slide width/height or negative slide width/height).*/ tx = tx === ‘auto’ ? contWidth : tx; tx = tx === ‘min-auto’ ? – contWidth : tx; ty = ty === ‘auto’ ? contHeight : ty; ty = ty === ‘min-auto’ ? – contHeight : ty; /* Loop through cols*/ for (var i = 0; i 0) { var add = colRemainder >= colAdd ? colAdd : colRemainder; newColWidth += add; colRemainder -= add; } /* Nested loop to create row gridlets for each col.*/ for (var j = 0; j 0) { add = newRowRemainder >= rowAdd ? rowAdd : rowRemainder; newRowHeight += add; newRowRemainder -= add; } /* Create & append gridlet to grid.*/ grid.append(bwg_gridlet(newColWidth, newRowHeight, topDist, img_topDst, leftDist, img_leftDist, imgSrc, imgWidth, imgHeight, i, j)); topDist += newRowHeight; img_topDst -= newRowHeight; } img_leftDist -= newColWidth; leftDist += newColWidth; } /* Set event listener on last gridlet to finish transitioning.*/ var last_gridlet = grid.children().last(); /* Show grid & hide the image it replaces.*/ grid.show(); cur_img.css(‘opacity’, 0); /* Add identifying classes to corner gridlets (useful if applying border radius).*/ grid.children().first().addClass(‘rs-top-left’); grid.children().last().addClass(‘rs-bottom-right’); grid.children().eq(rows – 1).addClass(‘rs-bottom-left’); grid.children().eq(- rows).addClass(‘rs-top-right’); /* Execution steps.*/ setTimeout(function () { grid.children().css({ opacity: op, transform: ‘rotate(‘+ ro +’deg) translateX(‘+ tx +’px) translateY(‘+ ty +’px) scale(‘+ sc +’)’ }); }, 1); jQuery(next_image_class).css(‘opacity’, 1); /* After transition.*/ jQuery(last_gridlet).one(‘webkitTransitionEnd transitionend otransitionend oTransitionEnd mstransitionend’, jQuery.proxy(bwg_after_trans)); function bwg_after_trans() { /*if (bwg_from_focus_0) { bwg_from_focus_0 = false; return; }*/ jQuery(current_image_class).css({‘opacity’ : 0, ‘z-index’: 1}); jQuery(next_image_class).css({‘opacity’ : 1, ‘z-index’ : 2}); cur_img.css(‘opacity’, 1); bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); grid.remove(); bwg_trans_in_progress_0 = false; if (typeof event_stack_0 !== ‘undefined’) { if (event_stack_0.length > 0) { key = event_stack_0[0].split(“-“); event_stack_0.shift(); bwg_change_image_0(key[0], key[1], data_0, true); } } } } function bwg_sliceV_0(current_image_class, next_image_class, direction) { if (direction == ‘right’) { var translateY = ‘min-auto’; } else if (direction == ‘left’) { var translateY = ‘auto’; } bwg_grid_0(10, 1, 0, 0, translateY, 1, 0, current_image_class, next_image_class, direction); } function bwg_scaleOut_0(current_image_class, next_image_class, direction) { bwg_grid_0(1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1.5, 0, current_image_class, next_image_class, direction); } function bwg_blindH_0(current_image_class, next_image_class, direction) { bwg_grid_0(10, 1, 0, 0, 0, .7, 0, current_image_class, next_image_class); } function iterator_0() { var iterator = 1; if (0) { iterator = Math.floor((data_0.length – 1) * Math.random() + 1); } return iterator; } function bwg_change_image_0(current_key, key, data_0, from_effect) { /* Pause videos.*/ jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_image_container_0”).find(“iframe”).each(function () { jQuery(this)[0].contentWindow.postMessage(‘{“event”:”command”,”func”:”pauseVideo”,”args”:””}’, ‘*’); jQuery(this)[0].contentWindow.postMessage(‘{ “method”: “pause” }’, “*”); jQuery(this)[0].contentWindow.postMessage(‘pause’, ‘*’); }); if (data_0[key]) { if (jQuery(‘.bwg_ctrl_btn_0’).hasClass(‘fa-pause’)) { play_0(); } if (!from_effect) { /* Change image key.*/ jQuery(“#bwg_current_image_key_0”).val(key); if (current_key == ‘-1’) { /* Filmstrip.*/ current_key = jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_0”).children(“img”).attr(“image_key”); } else if (current_key == ‘-2’) { /* Dots.*/ current_key = jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_dots_active_0”).attr(“image_key”); } } if (bwg_trans_in_progress_0) { event_stack_0.push(current_key + ‘-‘ + key); return; } var direction = ‘right’; if (bwg_current_key_0 > key) { var direction = ‘left’; } else if (bwg_current_key_0 == key) { return; } jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_watermark_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_title_text_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_description_text_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); /* Set active thumbnail position.*/ bwg_current_filmstrip_pos_0 = key * (jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnail_0”).width() + 2 + 2 * 1); bwg_current_key_0 = key; /* Change image id, title, description.*/ jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_image_0”).attr(‘image_id’, data_0[key][“id”]); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_title_text_0”).html(jQuery(‘‘).html(data_0[key][“alt”]).text()); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_description_text_0”).html(jQuery(‘‘).html(data_0[key][“description”]).text()); var current_image_class = “#image_id_0_” + data_0[current_key][“id”]; var next_image_class = “#image_id_0_” + data_0[key][“id”]; bwg_fade_0(current_image_class, next_image_class, direction); bwg_move_dots_0(); if (data_0[key][“is_embed_video”]) { jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); } else { jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0″).css({display: ”}); } } } function bwg_popup_resize_0() { var parent_width = jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).parent().width(); if (parent_width >= 800) { jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).css({width: 800}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).css({height: 500}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_container_0”).css({width: 800}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_container_0”).css({height: (500)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_0”).css({ cssText: “max-width: 800px !important; max-height: 500px !important;” }); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_embed_0”).css({ cssText: “width: 800px !important; height: 500px !important;” }); bwg_resize_instagram_post_0(); /* Set watermark container size.*/ bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_container_0”).css({width: 800}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0”).css({width: (800 – 40)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_dots_container_0”).css({width: 800}); jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_play_pause-ico_0”).css({fontSize: (60)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_watermark_image_0”).css({maxWidth: 90, maxHeight: 90}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_watermark_text_0, .bwg_slideshow_watermark_text_0:hover”).css({fontSize: (20)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_title_text_0”).css({fontSize: (32)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_description_text_0”).css({fontSize: (28)}); } else { jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).css({width: (parent_width)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).css({height: ((parent_width) * 0.625)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_container_0”).css({width: (parent_width)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_container_0”).css({height: ((parent_width) * 0.625 – 0)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_0”).css({ cssText: “max-width: ” + parent_width + “px !important; max-height: ” + (parent_width * (0.625) – 0 – 1) + “px !important;” }); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_embed_0”).css({ cssText: “width: ” + parent_width + “px !important; height: ” + (parent_width * (0.625) – 0 – 1) + “px !important;” }); bwg_resize_instagram_post_0(); /* Set watermark container size.*/ bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_container_0”).css({width: (parent_width)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0”).css({width: (parent_width – 40)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_dots_container_0”).css({width: (parent_width)}); jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_play_pause-ico_0”).css({fontSize: ((parent_width) * 0.075)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_watermark_image_0”).css({maxWidth: ((parent_width) * 0.1125), maxHeight: ((parent_width) * 0.1125)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_watermark_text_0, .bwg_slideshow_watermark_text_0:hover”).css({fontSize: ((parent_width) * 0.025)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_title_text_0”).css({fontSize: ((parent_width) * 0.04)}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_description_text_0”).css({fontSize: ((parent_width) * 0.035)}); } } jQuery(window).resize(function() { bwg_popup_resize_0(); }); jQuery(window).load(function () { if (typeof jQuery().swiperight !== ‘undefined’) { if (jQuery.isFunction(jQuery().swiperight)) { jQuery(‘#bwg_container1_0’).swiperight(function () { bwg_change_image_0(parseInt(jQuery(‘#bwg_current_image_key_0’).val()), (parseInt(jQuery(‘#bwg_current_image_key_0’).val()) – iterator_0()) >= 0 ? (parseInt(jQuery(‘#bwg_current_image_key_0’).val()) – iterator_0()) % data_0.length : data_0.length – 1, data_0); return false; }); } } if (typeof jQuery().swipeleft !== ‘undefined’) { if (jQuery.isFunction(jQuery().swipeleft)) { jQuery(‘#bwg_container1_0’).swipeleft(function () { bwg_change_image_0(parseInt(jQuery(‘#bwg_current_image_key_0’).val()), (parseInt(jQuery(‘#bwg_current_image_key_0’).val()) + iterator_0()) % data_0.length, data_0); return false; }); } } var isMobile = (/android|webos|iphone|ipad|ipod|blackberry|iemobile|opera mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase())); var bwg_click = isMobile ? ‘touchend’ : ‘click’; bwg_popup_resize_0(); jQuery(“#bwg_container1_0”).css({visibility: ‘visible’}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_watermark_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_title_text_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_description_text_0”).css({display: ‘none’}); setTimeout(function () { bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); }, 500); /* Set image container height.*/ jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_container_0”).height(jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0”).height() – 0); var mousewheelevt = (/Firefox/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) ? “DOMMouseScroll” : “mousewheel”; /* FF doesn’t recognize mousewheel as of FF3.x */ jQuery(‘.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0’).bind(mousewheelevt, function(e) { var evt = window.event || e; /* Equalize event object.*/ evt = evt.originalEvent ? evt.originalEvent : evt; /* Convert to originalEvent if possible.*/ var delta = evt.detail ? evt.detail*(-40) : evt.wheelDelta; /* Check for detail first, because it is used by Opera and FF.*/ if (delta > 0) { /* Scroll up.*/ jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_left_0”).trigger(“click”); } else { /* Scroll down.*/ jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_right_0”).trigger(“click”); } return false; }); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_right_0”).on(bwg_click, function () { jQuery( “.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0” ).stop(true, false); if (jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).position().left >= -(jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).width() – jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0”).width())) { jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_left_0”).css({opacity: 1, filter: “Alpha(opacity=100)”}); if (jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).position().left < -(jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").width() – jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0").width() – 2)) { jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").animate({left: -(jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").width() – jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0").width())}, 500, 'linear'); } else { jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").animate({left: (jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").position().left – 2)}, 500, 'linear'); } } /* Disable right arrow.*/ window.setTimeout(function(){ if (jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").position().left == -(jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").width() – jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0").width())) { jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_right_0").css({opacity: 0.3, filter: "Alpha(opacity=30)"}); } }, 500); }); jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_left_0").on(bwg_click, function () { jQuery( ".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0" ).stop(true, false); if (jQuery(".bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0").position().left – 2) { jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).animate({left: 0}, 500, ‘linear’); } else { jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).animate({left: (jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).position().left + 2)}, 500, ‘linear’); } } /* Disable left arrow.*/ window.setTimeout(function(){ if (jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_0”).position().left == 0) { jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_left_0”).css({opacity: 0.3, filter: “Alpha(opacity=30)”}); } }, 500); }); /* Set filmstrip initial position.*/ bwg_set_filmstrip_pos_0(jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_0”).width()); /* Play/pause.*/ jQuery(“#bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).on(bwg_click, function () { if (jQuery(“.bwg_ctrl_btn_0”).hasClass(“fa-play”)) { play_0(); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).attr(“title”, “Pause”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).attr(“class”, “bwg_ctrl_btn_0 bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0 fa fa-pause”); if (0) { document.getElementById(“bwg_audio_0”).play(); } } else { /* Pause.*/ window.clearInterval(bwg_playInterval_0); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).attr(“title”, “Play”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).attr(“class”, “bwg_ctrl_btn_0 bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0 fa fa-play”); if (0) { document.getElementById(“bwg_audio_0”).pause(); } } }); if (0) { play_0(); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).attr(“title”, “Pause”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0”).attr(“class”, “bwg_ctrl_btn_0 bwg_slideshow_play_pause_0 fa fa-pause”); if (0) { document.getElementById(“bwg_audio_0”).play(); } } jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_0”).removeAttr(“width”); jQuery(“.bwg_slideshow_image_0”).removeAttr(“height”); }); function bwg_resize_instagram_post_0(){ /*jQuery.fn.exists = function(){return this.length>0;};*/ if (jQuery(‘.inner_instagram_iframe_bwg_embed_frame_0’).length) { var w = jQuery(‘.bwg_slideshow_embed_0’).width(); var h = jQuery(‘.bwg_slideshow_embed_0’).height(); var post_width = 0; var post_height = 0; if(h <w +88 ){ post_height = h; post_width = h -88; } else{ post_width = w; post_height = w +88 ; } jQuery('.inner_instagram_iframe_bwg_embed_frame_0').each(function(){ post_height = post_height; post_width = post_width; var top_pos = (0.5 *( h-post_height)); jQuery(this).parent().parent().css({ height: post_height, width: post_width, top: top_pos }); jQuery(this).parent().css({ height: post_height, width: post_width, top: top_pos }); }); } bwg_change_watermark_container_0(); } function play_0() { window.clearInterval(bwg_playInterval_0); /* Play.*/ bwg_playInterval_0 = setInterval(function () { var iterator = 1; if (0) { iterator = Math.floor((data_0.length – 1) * Math.random() + 1); } bwg_change_image_0(parseInt(jQuery('#bwg_current_image_key_0').val()), (parseInt(jQuery('#bwg_current_image_key_0').val()) + iterator) % data_0.length, data_0) }, '5000'); } jQuery(window).focus(function() { /* event_stack_0 = [];*/ if (!jQuery(".bwg_ctrl_btn_0").hasClass("fa-play")) { play_0(); } var i_0 = 0; jQuery(".bwg_slider_0").children("span").each(function () { if (jQuery(this).css('opacity') == 1) { jQuery("#bwg_current_image_key_0").val(i_0); } i_0++; }); }); jQuery(window).blur(function() { event_stack_0 = []; window.clearInterval(bwg_playInterval_0); });

 

 


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